a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards
an orchestra
NO
(via pancakefish)
white women and white gays: face misogyny/homophobia
white women and white gays: the ethnic nonwhite savages and ghouls of color are to blame for this, actually
How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way
If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced
AMEN
(via evangelini)
*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD
i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head
(via americankimchi)